Case #665
"Case of the missing candy"
Exhibit A : Open candy jar in grandpa's office with missing candy.
The Honorable Jared presiding.
Proceedings as follows:
Ethan swore in and swore it wasn't him, citing height deficiency and inability to open jars.
After being badgered, Spencer gave the stink eye and plead the fifth amendment.
Lucas made a run for it before taking the stand, consequently adding suspicion and was issued a bench warrant while on the lam. Rumor has it "Dog the Bounty Hunter" is after him.
Kailyn went with the insanity defence.
The jury did not seem to buy it.
Elizabeth sang like a bird, literally, accusing anyone within pointing distance.
The D.A.'s office shocked the courtroom with newly acquired evidence and entered it in as Exhibit "B." Surveillance footage of the crime scene clearly showing the culprits. Chaos ensued when Judge Jared was implicated in the scandal. Only making it worse when he tried to place the photographer and oddly enough, his camera in contempt.
Judge Grandpa returned, declaring a mistrial and dropping all charges.
Conspiracy theories abound that he was involed too...
